Today's horoscope creates a question or two

Got bored today and decided to see what yahoo horoscope said.

"If you're not feeling so hot about your ability to get things done on schedule, it's time to reach out and ask for help. Get your ego out of the way; don't worry about how this request will look to others. People know you've been asked to do the impossible, so they're half expecting your call anyway. Deadlines are deadlines, and there is no getting away from your responsibilities for meeting them."

So this has made me want to ask - 
1.  Is anyone out there willing to finish this semester of classes for me?  I would greatly appreciate it.  
2.  And while you are at it, would you mind coming into work for me every day too?  Just until I can find another job.  

Thanks. 


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Random thought

The other day I was sitting in a hotel room in Oakland for some training on Social Networking.  As soon as I walked into this hotel the first thing I noticed was the carpet.

And the first thing that popped into my head was "Who designs these carpets, and who picks this carpet to put all over a Hilton Hotel?"

It looks like someone came up with a bunch of ideas and then threw them up on top of each other and decided that would be the final pattern.  I don't get it.